What is this nonsense?

WorldWideGimp will be a place of mystery & magic. A dream-like website of flowing chocolate streams, bourbon-flavoured meadows, blood-stained shirts and young, voluptuous, firm-breasted dreams.

This webs(h)ite has absolutely no relevance whatsoever in today's modern society. None.

Who am I?

WWG was born in England's North-West. Since August 2004, WWG has been living in self-imposed exile in various European locations. He was last seen somewhere in Bavaria. WWG likes to relax with an India Pale Ale whilst watching a fat slab of 1970s exploitation cinema. Naked.